So I’ve been assigned another blog. 》——————《
During winter vacation. Seems like freedom isn't much of a thing anymore. But in spite of the depressing fact that I'm forced to write on Christmas Eve, I would lie to spread some holiday anger.
Commercials.
Commercials ruin everyone's day. Our favorite TV shows are interrupted by them. They last for 30 seconds or longer and at least 5 play in one “intermission” from the show. It seems as if they are often longer than the actual show were supposed to be watching.
"They benefit everyone", said no man ever.
Commercials do nothing for us besides make us hungry, or make our younger siblings cry because they can’t get a new toy being advertised.
Commercials are becoming a serious problem in society.
They started out on TV, now they have breached the privacy of my dearly loved YouTube experiences, and even onto little ads on my laptop.
If they were entertaining id probably enjoy them, but instead they suck the life out of me. Commercials usually try to make a point that is irrelevant, to try and force a person to buy a product. Half of the time, the product is directed towards a two year old, or an 85 year old person that can’t walk anymore.
Everyone has seen the life alert commercial at least 50 times. Society has seen it so much that it’s become a modern day joke. It was never meant for humor, but society has made it seem hilarious. Millions of memes circulate the internet relating to the commercial.
And then we have the infamous pillow pet commercials. “It’s a pillow, it’s a pet, and it’s a pillow pet”.
This commercial is meant to be direct at kids probably below 5, but it seems as if every teenage girl I know has a pillow pet… including me. The commercial has a nice ring to it, I must admit. But the amount of times I’ve seen that commercial is absurd. Every time it plays, I find myself singing along with it, almost as if it’s an involuntary action like breathing, or blinking.
Last but not least we have the “we will knock over everything so you can see why our product works best”. We all know these commercials, the ones that show the extreme klutzes. Like for a kids sippie cup。The commercial shows some kid pouring the cup of soda on top of their heads in black and white, and then they show in color the new and improved cup. These commercials get the most laughs out of me. They are so fake. No kid ever would pour a cup of soda on their heads, most kids are grateful for the soda. These commercials go to the extremes just to show one little stupid point.
Commercials half the time aren’t entertaining and just waste time that could be spent watching a show that is going to kill our brain cells. We should at least be able to decide what we would like to kill our brain cells on.


